Name: Psycho Stormtrooper    Age: 37      Hair: Rainbow 

Eyes: Multi   Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers     Favorite Movie: Kingpin 

Favorite Intellivision game: Deadly Dogs    Favorite Pastime: Sleep

Favorite Band: Metallica & 5,6,7,8's    Favorite T.V. personality: Cartman

Person I would most like to meet:  Jenna Jameson   Favorite Wine: Jagermeister & Vicodin

Turn-Ons: Video games, Steak, Kodiak, Hockey, Mangos, World peace,  Tai Chi, Snowmobiles,  South Park, Thongs

Things I am affraid of: Global Thermal Nuclear War, Bed Bugs, Midgetts, Atari, change...

    I was born a long, long time ago..... in a van down by the river. It was rough growing up with a helmet for a head, but my mother always said that I was just special. As a child, I was tormented regularly by the other kids on my block. Damn rebel scum! They would make fun of me just because I was a little different.  When I turned ten, my parents traded in their can collection to buy me an Intellivision system. I was hooked!  It was by far, the best video game system on the market at that time.  I practiced every day for months, until I was literally unbeatable at the only game I had..."Tron Deadly Discs". I knew it was time to buy a new game after I had scored ten million points within three months of playing the game.  When the kids from the neighborhood wanted to play my great new video game, I would just laugh at them!  "You wish!", I would say.  I realized that the tables had turned on my former bully friends. 

    Then I had a brain storm!   I could charge them to play!  I started to charge fifty cents for one turn at any game that I had.  It was a hit! Soon I had so many kids paying to play, that I could not get a chance to play myself!  In order to get a turn for myself, I started taking bets. I would give three to one odds that I could not be beat at any game. Although I would have to throw a game here and there, I won most of them.

   It was time to expand. A week later, I bought another system and some games with the proceeds.  Two systems turned into four systems,....and so on. Before I knew it, I was a collector. Now, I have over twenty systems in my stash, as well as over 500 games. I have recently started producing custom overlays for many of my collector friends. Check out the "Orphan Overlays". I have been called "Psycho" on occasion due to my high dollar sniping techniques. I have actually bid on auction items, just so certain people did not get them! Actions like this helped mold my alias,...."Psycho Stormtrooper".

                      Check out some old pictures of me back in the day. Damn I'm gorgeous! 

              Childhood        Fishing          Prom Night         Snowmobiling